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Large Bowls: What Should I Do?

There I said it. I have big bowls. A huge set of bowls actually. It has concerned me for a while now and to be perfectly honest I think it concerns my girlfriend as well.

She seems to have a bit of a hard time holding onto them. Not what a guy wants to be concerned with.

It seems that most females are looking for a medium sized set of bowls when it comes to their mate.

Hmmm. I may have to look at doing something about this.

Now these bowls are not the size of Jethro’s from the Beverly Hillbillies but they are big.

They take up a lot of space no matter where they are and of course, the bigger the bowls the more stuff usually in there. Not good for someone trying to cut back on how much they are eating.

A number of men find themselves worrying about bowl size, fearing that how big they are may affect their performance in the kitchen. The good news is that there is no truth to the rumor that having big bowls compromises a man’s ability to serve and enjoy good food.

I wonder if genetics or even race would factor into the size of a man’s bowls.
Did my grandfather have big bowls? Do Asian men have bigger or smaller bowls?

Anthropological studies show that the size of a man’s bowls may influence the size of his stomach. Gosh, I don’t know that we need scientists to tell us this!

I just hope that having large bowls is not a sign of some kind of disorder. That would suck.

I am hoping that in today’s world the size of a man’s bowls would not be of major significance. As long as they are functioning as intended I guess that is the main thing.

What size bowls do you have for regular eating?

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